50 Things I Will Never Do
I was looking at prompts on a creative writing site and this one came up. I thought it was a little edgy because no one usually asks what you aren’t willing to do. Just whether you WOULD do something. You guys better post a list too!
I will never:
- Steal from my parents or friends.
- Go skinny dipping in Ball State’s syphilis infested pond.
- Cry to get out of a speeding ticket.
- Forget what its like to be bullied.
- Forget what its like to bully others.
- Care more about the money than the patients.
- Respect women in authority positions as much as men.
- Forget how much my parents sacrificed for me growing up.
- Have a one night stand.
- Stop learning.
- Give up on life.
- Have an abortion.
- Stop trying to please other people.
- Think I’m good enough for the people I care about most.
- Feel comfortable around people I have extreme respect for.
- Take illegal drugs in the form of pills.
- Allow my friends to leave a party with strangers.
- Forgive myself for the way I treated my 6th grade teachers.
- Stop donating change to street performers.
- Lose my love of dance, literature, or exercise.
- Completely isolate myself from others, as I often feel like doing.
- Feel completely comfortable with my body.
- Stop thinking that he might have been the one.
- Be a good liar.
- Let my desire for alcohol affect my life.
- Drink on a school night.
- Be dependent on a man.
- Believe in God.
- Look down on someone because of their job, living arrangements, or education level.
- Have good fashion sense.
- Be sexual with a friend’s bf/lover/husband/partner.
- Get plastic surgery.
- Make my bed each morning.
- Enjoy cooking.
- Read Twilight.
- Drive intoxicated.
- Allow a friend to drive intoxicated.
- Forget what its like to lose a best friend.
- Be afraid of dying.
- Stop falling in love too easily.
- Marry someone for money.
- Stop biting my nails.
- Be attracted to a man with perfect abs.
- Stop wishing/trying to be a better person.
- Forget to appreciate the stars.
- Prefer compliments over criticism.
- Be great at verbally expressing my emotions.
- Stop enjoying Disney movies.
- Stop enjoying the sound of running water.
- Enjoy sleeping up against a wall.
Great Day
-Went to work to find get a surprise employee evaluation. Turns out I have absolutely nothing I need to work on. The conversation ended with me getting a pay raise to 8.25 per hour. My job doesn’t usually give pay raises. So, now I will be making 500 dollars per month before taxes are taken out. Hellz yeah.
-Letter from the dean came saying that I made it on the university’s dean list as well as the dean list for applied sciences. I guess I get a pin for that achievement? Sweet! lol
-Side note: I am completely obsessed with Love Game by Lady Gaga. Still waiting on my micro lab partner to burn me her CD. I feel like I have been getting all of my sexuality out by living vicariously through trashy tv shows and sexy music videos. It actually is a pretty effective substitute.
What Is Wrong With the Nice Guy?
Top 15 Celebrity Crushes
-Eva Mendes and Angelina Jolie are the only two I’m sure are in order. Everyone else can be interchanged pretty much. lol
Top 15 Celebrity Crushes
-Eva Mendes and Angelina Jolie are the only two I’m sure are in order. Everyone else can be interchanged pretty much. lol







