50 Things I Will Never Do

July 15, 2009 at 5:17 am (Being a Writer, Guys, books, friends, money, self improvement, sexuality, work) (, )

I was looking at prompts on a creative writing site and this one came up. I thought it was a little edgy because no one usually asks what you aren’t willing to do. Just whether you WOULD do something. You guys better post a list too!

I will never:

  1. Steal from my parents or friends.
  2. Go skinny dipping in Ball State’s syphilis infested pond.
  3. Cry to get out of a speeding ticket.
  4. Forget what its like to be bullied.
  5. Forget what its like to bully others.
  6. Care more about the money than the patients.
  7. Respect women in authority positions as much as men.
  8. Forget how much my parents sacrificed for me growing up.
  9. Have a one night stand.
  10. Stop learning.
  11. Give up on life.
  12. Have an abortion.
  13. Stop trying to please other people.
  14. Think I’m good enough for the people I care about most.
  15. Feel comfortable around people I have extreme respect for.
  16. Take illegal drugs in the form of pills.
  17. Allow my friends to leave a party with strangers.
  18. Forgive myself for the way I treated my 6th grade teachers.
  19. Stop donating change to street performers.
  20. Lose my love of dance, literature, or exercise.
  21. Completely isolate myself from others, as I often feel like doing.
  22. Feel completely comfortable with my body.
  23. Stop thinking that he might have been the one.
  24. Be a good liar.
  25. Let my desire for alcohol affect my life.
  26. Drink on a school night.
  27. Be dependent on a man.
  28. Believe in God.
  29. Look down on someone because of their job, living arrangements, or education level.
  30. Have good fashion sense.
  31. Be sexual with a friend’s bf/lover/husband/partner.
  32. Get plastic surgery.
  33. Make my bed each morning.
  34. Enjoy cooking.
  35. Read Twilight.
  36. Drive intoxicated.
  37. Allow a friend to drive intoxicated.
  38. Forget what its like to lose a best friend.
  39. Be afraid of dying.
  40. Stop falling in love too easily.
  41. Marry someone for money.
  42. Stop biting my nails.
  43. Be attracted to a man with perfect abs.
  44. Stop wishing/trying to be a better person.
  45. Forget to appreciate the stars.
  46. Prefer compliments over criticism.
  47. Be great at verbally expressing my emotions.
  48. Stop enjoying Disney movies.
  49. Stop enjoying the sound of running water.
  50. Enjoy sleeping up against a wall.

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Great Day

June 20, 2009 at 5:11 am (music, school, sexuality, work) (, , , , )

-Went to work to find get a surprise employee evaluation. Turns out I have absolutely nothing I need to work on. The conversation ended with me getting a pay raise to 8.25 per hour. My job doesn’t usually give pay raises. So, now I will be making 500 dollars per month before taxes are taken out. Hellz yeah.

-Letter from the dean came saying that I made it on the university’s dean list as well as the dean list for applied sciences. I guess I get a pin for that achievement? Sweet! lol

-Side note: I am completely obsessed with Love Game by Lady Gaga. Still waiting on my micro lab partner to burn me her CD. I feel like I have been getting all of my sexuality out by living vicariously through trashy tv shows and sexy music videos. It actually is a pretty effective substitute.

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What Is Wrong With the Nice Guy?

June 17, 2009 at 1:25 am (Guys, sexuality) (, , , , )

Jake Pavelka
“He’s Just Too Perfect”
I am so tired of the nice guy finishing last. Its not that he isn’t spontaneous. He is full of life, intelligence, and humor. It just makes me so mad that Jillian from The Bachelorette could turn down a guy who would undoubtedly make her completely happy. Why do we shy away from the people we know are genuinely good people? If Jake wasn’t 31, I would so be all over that. Hell, I would still be all over that if he were into 20 year old girls. lol I feel horrible for the poor guy. He is just being himself, but gets denied over and over again for being “too perfect.” I really hope he finds someone to be with that can appreciate all of the greatness he has within.
-I didn’t put him on my top celebrity crush list because he isn’t a celebrity YET. I’m thinking he should be the next bachelor so he can find the girl of his dreams and turn the circumstances on the ladies.

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Top 15 Celebrity Crushes

June 15, 2009 at 11:54 pm (Guys, sexuality) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

-Eva Mendes and Angelina Jolie are the only two I’m sure are in order. Everyone else can be interchanged pretty much. lol

1. Eva Mendes (Oh yes)

2.Angelina Jolie
3. Alicia Silverstone

4. Will Smith
5. Ryan Gosling

6. Tila Tequila

6.5 Dani Campbell (This was my first female love. I completely fell in love with her and Tila during the first season of A Shot at Love. She is the girl with Tila in the video above.)

7. Michael Cera
8. Johnny Depp
9. Viggo Mortensen
10. Mandy Musgrave (From South of Nowhere)

11. Rynan “Kid Rainen” Paguio (From the Jabbawockeez)

12. Mario Lopez
13. Jessica Alba
14. Beyonce
15. Kimberly Wyatt (From the Pussycat Dolls)

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Top 15 Celebrity Crushes

June 15, 2009 at 11:54 pm (sexuality) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

-Eva Mendes and Angelina Jolie are the only two I’m sure are in order. Everyone else can be interchanged pretty much. lol

1. Eva Mendes (Oh yes)

2.Angelina Jolie
3. Alicia Silverstone

4. Will Smith
5. Ryan Gosling

6. Tila Tequila

6.5 Dani Campbell (This was my first female love. I completely fell in love with her and Tila during the first season of A Shot at Love. She is the girl with Tila in the video above.)

7. Michael Cera
8. Johnny Depp
9. Viggo Mortensen
10. Mandy Musgrave (From South of Nowhere)

11. Rynan “Kid Rainen” Paguio (From the Jabbawockeez)

12. Mario Lopez
13. Jessica Alba
14. Beyonce
15. Kimberly Wyatt (From the Pussycat Dolls)

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